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If men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, then Transsexuals are the true Earthlings.

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I'm a transsexual lesbian nun carrying Satan's baby. Ambitions: Change the world, or at least my small corner of it. Turn ons: intelligence, a sense of humor, and an open mind. Turn offs: bigots, drivers who don't use turn signals, and people who think "Never Say Never" is a real Bond movie.

For a lark, I tried to style my profile like a Centerfold's bio. The best part is it's all true - except for the pregnant nun part.

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